Proof that IKEA is indead evil...

[Akaza]

So today the missus and I went by IKEA to pick up some stuff (here the aware reader will see the first mistake). This turned out to be crueller than a Naxx raid with lag.

The dull music being played slows your mind so you make stupid mistakes like leaving your handbag by the cloth department. This particular handbag contained: Wallet, ID, Bank cards, Mobile Phone and keys to appartment etc. (again this is obviously due to the inferior women brain capacity mixed with the dull music flowing through her head).

So after purchasing lots and lots of cheap swedish crap on my VISA card (I let the music hypnotize me... DAMN IKEA !) the missus finally remembered that she didn't have her handbag on her. So the investigation into the IKEA scandal pursued. The bag was nowhere to find and after repeatedly harassing the personnel the trip home commenced (luckily I don't let her carry the car keys).

So now we have to close accounts, replace locks in apartment and report the theft ? to the insurance company.

My conclusion to this: IKEA is evil

P.S. Now the pizza guy is here.. bai bai

[Shizume]

Never trust anything that bleeds for 1 week every month whit out dying.......

[Jhorar]

I think the blame lies entierly with you! You *like* hypnotizing IKEA-music, admit it!

[Toenibbler]

Never trust anything that bleeds for 1 week every month whit out dying.......

southpark the movie, quoted from mr garisson (i know my classics)

[Morlog]

its incorrectly quoted however

mr garrison says " well im sorry wendy but i just dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die"

roughly 26 min and 20 sec into the film if you want ot check it out

[Lateralus]

MESSERSMITH!!!!!!!!!

[Garmed]

OUCH!