Young Chuck!
Young Chuck!
I ain't leaving without your soul and I am sober this time.
Top 10 Chuck Norris facts:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris was born, he roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face and said 'No one delivers Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris delivers'
Chuck Norris sued NBC, claiming Law and Order were the names of his left and right leg.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. It's not that Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt, because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris was born, he roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face and said 'No one delivers Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris delivers'
Chuck Norris sued NBC, claiming Law and Order were the names of his left and right leg.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. It's not that Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt, because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the fuck he wants.
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How many devs do we need to fix a lamp?
None, its working as intended.
None, its working as intended.