A little joke (stolen from the TSH site)

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coffras
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A little joke (stolen from the TSH site)

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A gnome and a human are sailing from Methenil to Darkshore when suddenly the boat starts sinking.
They both abandon the boat and swim towards an island far on the horizon.

When they arrive do not seem to be alone, a vicious tribe of trolls captures the two friends and takes them to their village far in the jungle.

The chief of the trolls making weird gestures starts speaking towards the two captives.
"you collect 100 same fruits, you back here come."

In fear they both decide to gather the fruits. The two companions split up and wish eachother the best of luck.

When the human finnished gathering 100 berries he returns to the Troll camp noticing his friend hasn't returned yet.

Chief:"We you not eat if you all put berries in behind, you not laugh else we you eat."

Feared of being eaten the human starts putting the berries in his behind, 1...2...3.. after putting in the 99'th berry in he starts laughing.

Chief: "Now we you eat, you laugh, you in kettle"

The troll crowd looking very suprised asks the human:
"why you laugh, you almost complete, now eat we you"

The human still laughing replied while pointing: "look over there"

The troll mob looks towards the distance seeing the gnome proudly returning with 100 coconuts."
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hahaha
Krita säger:
Utan din penis i min röv känner jag mig halv
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