Favourite Movie Quotes!

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » 09 Feb 2006, 20:05

Lets list our favourite Movie Quotes.. or any good you can think off

I think my favourite still is:

Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.

Ace: Oh yeah? And you're ugly.

azathoth · Post by **azathoth** » 09 Feb 2006, 20:14

"Some people play hard to get, i play hard to want."

--Andrew Dice Clay in Ford Fairlane

Shradgudd · Post by **Shradgudd** » 09 Feb 2006, 21:42

Bill Lee: Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.

or

Hank: See, you can't rewrite, 'cause to rewrite is to deceive and lie, and you betray your own thoughts. To rethink the flow and the rhythm, the tumbling out of the words, is a betrayal, and it's a sin, Martin, it's a sin.

from Naked Lunch

Leung · Post by **Leung** » 09 Feb 2006, 22:10

This school sucks man, SUCKS!

From Karate Kid number one. Ask me anything about karate kid 1 and 2, I am a CKKE (Certified Karate Kid Expert)

Klinga · Post by **Klinga** » 09 Feb 2006, 22:14

Leung wrote:This school sucks man, SUCKS!

From Karate Kid number one. Ask me anything about karate kid 1 and 2, I am a CKKE (Certified Karate Kid Expert)

I'll bite! Well, semi bite! Whatever happened to that handsome talented devil Ralph Macchio after the movies? Did he pull a Mark Hamil and fade into oblivion and guest appearances on tv shows? Or a... Feldman/Phoenix/Insertrandomactor and go for the drugs? THE DRUGS!

GÃ¶stakniv · Post by **GÃ¶stakniv** » 09 Feb 2006, 22:31

I like the famous ones like

Im going to make him an offer he cant refuse. The godfather
You talking to me?. taxi driver
You cant handle the truth!. A few good men
You got to ask yourself one question Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?.dirty harry
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. The godfather

Klinga · Post by **Klinga** » 09 Feb 2006, 22:53

Well, now, I guess this is more than a quote. Either way, it stuck with me. Wonderfully played out monologue.

Monty Brogan: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafÃƒÂ©s, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

I'll let you guys figure out what movie it is

This one, as well, I keep returning to:

Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

And, finally, something a bit lighter:

Andrew Largeman: Hey Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.

Good lord that first one is long though. The quote anyway.

Leung · Post by **Leung** » 09 Feb 2006, 23:08

How old is this movie?

Klinga · Post by **Klinga** » 09 Feb 2006, 23:24

Well it's actually three different movies.

First one is from 2002, second 1979, and third 2004

Nargaroth · Post by **Nargaroth** » 09 Feb 2006, 23:34

"ÃƒÂ„h ja, va fan, man var ju nykter i morse men nu bÃƒÂ¶rjar det ordna upp sig vet du! Det var julfest igÃƒÂ¥r! Syns det mycket? ÃƒÂ…h fyy faan!!".

Post by **Fenz** » 09 Feb 2006, 23:56

The Apocalypse quote is easy to guess

These are a few I like:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the TannhÃƒÂ¤user gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain. Time to die."

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

Klinga · Post by **Klinga** » 10 Feb 2006, 00:02

A pox on you and your family, Fenz! Now I've got this insatible craving for Blade Runner

The second one I haven't seen, I don't think.

Meek · Post by **Meek** » 10 Feb 2006, 00:37

i got loads of movie quotes that like but i think i just paste in some from one of my favourite movies.
"Ferris buellers day off."
(swedish)"Fira med ferris"

http://www.idiotsavant.com/ftp/sounds/diamond.wav
Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

http://www.idiotsavant.com/ftp/sounds/ferrari.wav
Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion...
Ferris: ..it is his fault he didn't lock the gararge.

http://www.idiotsavant.com/ftp/sounds/batter.wav
Cameron: Eh... batta batta batta batta suuuwing batta... c'mon..
Ferris/Cameron: Eh... batta batta batta suuuwing batta...
Cameron: Hecan'thithecan'thithecan'thithecan'thithecan'thit suuuuwing batta...

http://www.idiotsavant.com/ftp/sounds/computer.wav
Ferris: I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

Late · Post by **Late** » 10 Feb 2006, 03:24

Thought I'd do some that other people might not have thought of

During the motorbike chase in Tomorrow Never Dies when Brosnan and Yeoh are being chased by the helicopter, they come to a dead end and the chopper slowly gets in firing sight.

Yeoh: 'We're trapped'
Long dramatic overthetop pause
Brosnan:'Never.'

Then he slides the bike under the coptor and attaches a chain to it and it all goes boom!

So cool

Another good Bond one is

'My name is Pussy Galore'

And Scary Movie when the killer is smoking weed and he gets a phone call that's a parody of the Budweiser advert.

'Hey man, what's up?'

'Nothin... Just chillin....Killin...'

Cracks me up every time.

Obviously some more common ones too like

'He's not the Messiah!! He's a very naughty boy!'

And that Mel Brooks film with the black sheriff and he tries to talk to the old lady, but she replies

'Fuck off, nigger' (or words to that effect

). So random yet brilliant

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » 10 Feb 2006, 07:21

Klinga wrote:Well, now, I guess this is more than a quote. Either way, it stuck with me. Wonderfully played out monologue.

Monty Brogan: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafÃƒÂ©s, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!
I'll let you guys figure out what movie it is

Thats one of my favourite movies.. 25th hour from Spike Lee of all people.. i love that huuge monologue... cant identify with his lowlifes but we all have our own