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http://www.worldofwar.net/articles/pig14.php
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"There is even a zoologist in Arizona that trained five monkeys to play paladins. He taught the monkeys to do three things – push auto-attack, activate their shields, and use a simple, self-healing macro. The monkeys all got to level 60 in less than three weeks," Pardo argued.
However, a Blizzard representative is quoted as saying that a new paladin ability, Armageddon, is in the early stages of planning for the 1.9.1 patch. The Armageddon ability is an AE that instantly kills every living thing in the zone (except for other paladins) and autoloots all drops right into the paladin’s backpack. This new ability is on a one-minute cooldown timer, to keep it balanced.