Funny movie lines with a wow twist

"Cloth wearers of Stormwind, I am a fire mage!"
"Fire mages are seven feet tall!"
"Yes I've heard. They kill epic geared warriors by the hundreds, and if they were here, they'd consume the enemy with frost novas that weren't resisted, and rain down arcane missles that weren't bugged"
"I AM A FIRE MAGE! And I see a whole army of my brethren, here in the defiance of resists! What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?!"
"No, we will blink, and we will live!"
"Aye, fight and you will die, blink, and you'll live, at least a while. And cowering in the auction house, many years from now, would you trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may resist our fire tree, but they'll never break, our FROST NOVA!!!!!!!"