Joke!!

karharoth · Post by **karharoth** » 09 May 2006, 04:50

A skinny little white gnome goes into the elevator of UC, looks up and sees
a HUGE black tauren standing next to him.The big tauren sees the little gnome staring at him, looks donw and says:
-"10 feet tall, 450 pounds, 18 inch penis, 2 pounds left testicle, 2 pounds right testicle.Turner Brown".
The small gnome faints dead away and falls to the floor.The big tauren kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
-"What's wrong with you?".
In a weak voice the little gnome says:
-"What EXACTLY did you say to me?".
The big tauren says:
-"I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.I'm 10 feet tall, I weight 450 pounds, I have a 18 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 2 pounds, my right testicle weighs 2 pounds and my name is Turner Brown".
The small gnome says:
-"Turner Brown? Thanks, God!I thought you said:
"Turn around!".

Negul · Post by **Negul** » 09 May 2006, 06:54

HAHAHHAHA!

That was a good one xD

Jhorar · Post by **Jhorar** » 09 May 2006, 07:37

Haha, that was pretty fun.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » 09 May 2006, 07:48

Jhorar wrote:Haha, that was pretty fun.

hahah very good 1

azathoth · Post by **azathoth** » 09 May 2006, 10:31

hahaha

Freudian · Post by **Freudian** » 09 May 2006, 15:43

Mycavycos · Post by **Mycavycos** » 09 May 2006, 21:17

GorthzÃ»k · Post by **GorthzÃ»k** » 10 May 2006, 11:44

moahahaha

Goatlord · Post by **Goatlord** » 10 May 2006, 12:53

hahaha, thats a nice one