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Gaar · Post by **Gaar** » 03 May 2006, 07:56

typical I wake up screaming from a nightmare and its maintance day on top of this...

Let me tell you about my dream then:

So; I "wake" up and find myself in a chair at the hairdresser, and he's getting ready to cut my hair. I'm feeling groggy and abit drunk perhaps, but I have no memory of what I was doing and how I got in there. The dude is like an old classical hairdresser and he's like using oldschool hairproducts and stuff. Anyway he's doing the hair, and I just wtf am I doing here, and why am I drunk as a boot? Finally I get home (wich is just next to my parents house, wich I for some reason is at, wich for some reason is next to a hairdresser) and I see my mothers car back right door has a serious dent. I just: "oh fuck, I drove drunk yesterday, djeezes fucking christ, I gotta get the car to a workshop and fix it asap", but then my eyes move further up the lines of the car, and I see the whole front burried in the concrete wall totally smached in, like the front is dead flat fubar. I then realize I must have gone to the hairdresser to get help, but I was just so drunk I must have gotten it wrong and ordered a haircut...

What does this mean? am I in a life changeing period or something?

Morlog · Post by **Morlog** » 03 May 2006, 08:08

well acording to Freud anything thats slightly elongated symbolizes the male organ and anything that can contain anything like an oven or a basket is the female uterus

so the car is a uterus that you smashed into a wall....

maybe youre not ready to have children yet

or you can just accept the fact that dreams are the brains freaky way of defragging your memories and doesnt have a deep meaning and are just wierd and mean nothing at all

Cohan · Post by **Cohan** » 03 May 2006, 08:09

Means you got to lay back on the drinking

Gorlom · Post by **Gorlom** » 03 May 2006, 08:11

Morlog wrote: so the car is a uterus that you smashed into a wall....

maybe youre not ready to have children yet

wtf? hhahahaaha

Jhorar · Post by **Jhorar** » 03 May 2006, 08:16

I'm with Morlog on this. Uterus.

And I might hate Freud with a passion, but that has nothing to do with it.

And also, why a classical barber? They smell weird.

Gaar · Post by **Gaar** » 03 May 2006, 08:24

k, see I have some skilled people here, so I add this little remark:
the "oldschool hairproduct" I was mentioning; it was like this fine powder, wich he mixed with some liquid stuff, and I pictured a lollypop beeing coated with the same stuff.. like white core with black outer where the white was soft, and the black hardned in a short time.

How do they make lollypops anyway? and isn't lollypop a symbol of fertillity?

Obould · Post by **Obould** » 03 May 2006, 10:33

chill with the pot aswell....

sudo · Post by **sudo** » 03 May 2006, 10:40

wish I had nightmares .. I never have any. hell I seldom remember my dreams even :\

azathoth · Post by **azathoth** » 03 May 2006, 10:44

sudo wrote:wish I had nightmares .. I never have any. hell I seldom remember my dreams even :\

I dreamt about Eddie Meduza this night. Needless to say; it was excellent.

Post by **sneek** » 03 May 2006, 12:00

What kind of haircut did you get in your nightmare?

Zilver · Post by **Zilver** » 03 May 2006, 12:15

my dreams usually only contain naked girls..

Zakh · Post by **Zakh** » 03 May 2006, 13:15

Yeah Zilver the bad ones atleast, bÃƒÂ–g ellerrr?

Zilver · Post by **Zilver** » 03 May 2006, 15:12

Zakh wrote:Yeah Zilver the bad ones atleast, bÃƒÂ–g ellerrr?

the bad and the good,

in the bad they wear leather, in the good white lingery

Shradgudd · Post by **Shradgudd** » 03 May 2006, 16:13

do they ever wear gimpmasks with a red ball in the mouth?

Gaar · Post by **Gaar** » 03 May 2006, 17:16

sneek wrote:What kind of haircut did you get in your nightmare?

hmm, don't remeber acctually...