Patch 1.9 notes interpereted for you out there with ADHD

[Morlog]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3479

well this made me laugh at least i dont know it might be the fever or its really funny for real (yo)

[Kiteshavara]

"The raid-lockout system has undergone a significant change. The new system has been designed to make scheduling end-game content even more difficult than before. We’ve also managed to make it more difficult for a Guild’s newer players to have a chance to raid, in light of the fact that we would like to see more of you going outside, and getting some fresh air. All resets will occur during Oceania’s peak hours of game play, because from what we understand Australia is full of assholes."

lol